{"product_id":"anatomy-of-a-pew","title":"Anatomy Of A Pew Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eWhether you’re a seasoned range regular or just someone who appreciates a good \"pew pew\" joke, this sweatshirt is the perfect mix of high-caliber humor and cozy comfort. Forget the technical jargon—we’ve simplified ballistics so even your non-shooter friends can keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Anatomy of Style\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThis isn't just a sweatshirt; it's an educational diagram for the tactically adorable. Featuring the world's most accurate (and least scientific) breakdown of a cartridge, this design highlights the four essential food groups of any range day:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBang Button:\u003c\/b\u003e The little circle that starts the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFreedom Seed:\u003c\/b\u003e Plant these downrange and watch your skills grow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMetal Holdy-Thing:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps everything together until the magic happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMagical Fire Dust:\u003c\/b\u003e Because \"propellant\" is just too many syllables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSo Soft, It’s Criminal:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from a plush cotton-poly blend that feels like a hug from a very fluffy bear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to make fellow enthusiasts chuckle and leave everyone else just a little bit confused (which is half the fun).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibrant Pink:\u003c\/b\u003e Because who says tactical can’t be fabulous? Stand out in the crowd while staying low-key on the technicalities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable enough for a day at the outdoor range, yet cozy enough for a post-range taco run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Wearing this may lead to excessive finger-gunning and spontaneous trips to the local gun shop. 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